"God couldn't be everywhere, so he created grandmothers."
- Unknown
"There's no place like home - Except at Grandmas!"
- Unknown
"When a child is born, so are grandmothers."
- Judith Levy
"A little child's hand fits exactly into that of its grandma."
- Unknown
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
- Sam Levenson
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
- Gore Vidal
"Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them."
- Gene Perret
"When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window."
- Odgen Nash
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
- Henry Youngman
"Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap."
- Doug Larson
"The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap."
- Unknown
"We’re retired – our job is having a good time."
- Unknown
"Nobody can do for children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children."
- Alex Haley
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother."
- G. Norman Collie
"Grandparents are similar to a piece of string – handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren."
- Unknown
"A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck
Grandparent's Advice:
Don't pamper the baby
Don't run to each cry
Don't rock that new infant
And don't lullaby;
Don't coddle or cuddle,
That's all there is to it!
Don't spoil that sweet baby...
Let us grandparents do it
