"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it."
- Unknown
"If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
- Winnie the Pooh
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."
- Unknown
"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy."
- Spike Milligan
"I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true."
- Katherine Hepburn
