"The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable."
- Unknown
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have for instance."
- Franklin P. Jones
"Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it."
- Harold Hulbert
"Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad."
- Dena Groquet
"What is a home without children? Quiet."
- Henny Youngman
"There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million."
- Walt Streightiff
"It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us."
- Dickens
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one."
- Leo J. Burke
"A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on."
- Car Sandburg
"A crying baby is the best form of birth control."
- Carole Tabron
"Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable."
- Plato
"My name is NO, NO, NO, but grandma calls me precious."
- Unknown
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men."
- Unknown
"You are so precious to me, sweet as can be, baby of mine."
- Dumbo
Baby’s Bottom:
Some call it a bum;
Some a derriere.
But mine’s so dam cute
I don’t even care
- Jeff Clement
